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Bludgeoned With A Vacuum Cleaner
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Faking Retardation To Fondle Women
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I Wonder What A Woolly Mammoth Burger Would Taste Like
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Mr. Potato Head The Convicted Wife-Beater
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Explaining To Police Why You Masturbate In The Public Library
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The Lost Hitler Golf Trophy
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Sorry Miss, I Was Giving Myself An Oil Job
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Almost As Cool As Stealing Prosthetic Legs
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Things Got A Little Out of Hand So I Bit Off Her Nose
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Bringing Invisibility To A Gun Fight
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First Freehold, Then The World, Then Space
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Underage Girls Gone Wild!
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Is Yanni Gonna Have To Choke A Bitch
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Holocaust Fun For The Family
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If You Can't Trust A Mexican Hooker Who Can You Trust
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Your Baby Is Flatter Than A Short Stack At Ihop
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Candy, Cookies, Toys, & 18 Other Ways To Get Kids In Your Minivan
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It Only Gets Worse From Here
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I Totally Owned That Handicapped Kid In DDR
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Trying To Keep The Body Count At Six
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Who Needs Lubrication When I Have Your Tears
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Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Child Molester
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I Aint Filming Up Skirts, I'm Spying On Al-Qaeda
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Remember, Feet First Through A Woodchipper
