1
3,762 Days, 22 Hours, 13 Minutes, And 47 Seconds Of Unadulterated Woe
2
The Infernal Machinations Of Hell's Grim Tyrant
3
Upon Realizing Her Heel Upon His Trachea Was A Thing Of Beauty On The Level Of The Mona Fucking Lisa
4
Douse Everything Good With Gasoline, Set It Ablaze, Extinguish The Blaze With Urine, Set It Ablaze Again