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Certain Leaders In Government Look Or Act Like Certain Pop Culture References!
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Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina And Anus!
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I've Taken A Popular Contemporary Pop Song And Changed The Lyrics To Comment On The Proliferation Of Starbucks In My Neighborhood!
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A Rapid Series Of Comical Noises!
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Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little To Say In The Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant And Thus, Great Sources Of Ridicule!
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My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said!
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My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny!
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When It Comes To Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive As Obnoxious And Annoying I Present As "Quirky" But It's Okay To Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish!
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Even Though I Am In The Closet, That Won't Prevent Me From Getting Cheap Laughs At The Expense Of Homosexuals!
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Weathermen Have Become, For The Most Part, Obsolete!